Submitted by Berkana on Mon, 05/01/2006 - 8:11am.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... Bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out ! ! !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated - they used their arms ! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because
top was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108 ! ! !
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone ! ! !
What a year ! !
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